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MARIO - MOTHERS ASS RAPED INSIDE OUT
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thats why that muffin tasted off
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Listen dipshit Mario cuntlicks. Sonic ruled the 90's with his 16 bits of fucking GOLD man. He is the fastest fucking shit alive, multiple platforming, and fucking ROBOTS man. Oh, yeah, fucking Mario squashes a bunch of fucking turtles and penis shaped mushrooms with brown boots. Big fucking whoop. Sonic is the inferior BADASS. Sonic can destroy the entire fucking UNIVERSE with the touch of his hand. He's been in multiple EPIC fucking BOSS fights with Universal fucking death metal machines, has a fucking enemy that destroyed time itself, and has kick ass friends that flies, breaks fucking walls with his fists, and has fucking Shadow who can fuck up your shit faster than you can lick out your mom's holes.
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^Calm yo dickshitting sonicfag tits down
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I better get my dick-enlarging mushroom for this fucking shit. Who needs viagra? Fuck!
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Yeah... Say what you want, Mariofag. It's Sonic gets the "chaotic" gem (which is better than a diamond). He's the fastest thing alive. His games are on Playstation and XBOX series machines, while the plumber can't leap further than Nintendo. Sonic shown everyone the platinum of Sega consoles by Genesis handling supersonic speeds. Mario is slow and clumsy. When Sonic grabs the Chaos Emeralds, he gets yellow, even faster and invincible by turning into Super Sonic. That's right, like Super Saiyan. And watch for the Master Emerald to turn Chaos Emeralds into Super Emeralds. If they do, then watch if Sonic doesn't use them to turn into Hyper Sonic. Because if he does, you can't even pray. Hyper Sonic is faster than light, can instantly kill every enemy in vicinity, jumps 4 times the normal height with a double jump and can cause seizures easily. Did i say "seizures"? Yes - he quickly flashes in all the colors of Chaos (or Super) Emeralds and is surrounded by 8 rotating stars. Hyper Sonic, running faster than light, can go back in time after punching you and punch you again... and so on. And he can breathe underwater, thus he can punch the shit of every fish in the world, including sharks and whales, an the blink of an eye. So remember, kids, if you get Sonic pissed while he has the hold of the 7 Super Emeralds and 50 rings, the last thing you will be able to see will be his transformation.
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What made this funnier is that I had just read this: http://extremeadvertisements.com/unmoderated-advertising/unmoderated/89268-holy-shit-from-hell-it-s-luigi
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It's FUCKING MARIO!! That italian fuck jumps like a black guy and grabs coins like a jew.
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