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  Make-every-pussy-in-a-4-mile-radius-gush cunt destroyer.

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  that's some african iron-man shit, son.

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  AND GET ONE OF THESE KILL-YOUR-MOTHER-IN-HER-SLEEP-AND-LAUGH MANLY AS FUCK BACKPACKS.

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  What's great is these advertisements actually make me appreciate the little things more. I mean..."IT'S A FUCKING HANDLE!" DAMN! It is!

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  GENUINE MESH, MOTHERFUCKERS! BECAUSE THAT SYNTHETIC SKULL-RAPING SHIT IS FOR NIGGER-LICKING JEWS!

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  FUCK. EVEN YOUR FUCKING SHITTY DOG WOULD FAP HIS DOG DICK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME BACKPACK. FUCK YEAH!

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  THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT IS A POLY-COTTON BLEND! FUCKING TITCUNT SUCKING BALLS THIS IS MAGICAL MATERIAL! YOU SEEIN' THIS SHIT? YOU CAN THROW THIS IN THE FUCKING W.A.S.H.I.N.G. MACHINE, THEN IN THE TIT FUCKING DRYER, AND THIS SHIT WONT EVEN SHRINK!! THIS DRAGONFUCKING POKEMON BATTLE OF A COMMODITY WILL BREATH FIRE UP YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU SHOOT EVERY BODILY FLUID FROM EVERY FUCKING PLACE IT COULD SHOOT! HOLY BIBLE RIMMING SHIT FUCK ON TOAST CRUMBLED OVER FUCKING MICE TITS!

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  I got one of these, and I grew a dick on my vagina from how hardcore it made me.