Damn! This looks like the fabled 'KG fucking oath cunt' foot stool. A definite MUST have for any bitch and beach house! Buy one!

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  Damn! This looks like the fabled 'KG fucking oath cunt' foot stool. A definite MUST have for any bitch and beach house! Buy one!

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  This fuckin foot stool is fuckin shit for your fuckin feet

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  This motherfuckin footstool CHANGED MY DICKIN' LIFE, BITCHES!!! I was using my bitchy cuntnugget of a roommate for a footstool until this dick-hardening amazeballs contraption came along! It was so fucking comfortable when I first used it, I jizzed in my pants (Oh, did I mention my pants were in the MUTHAFUKKIN BEDROOM at the time??!!). So what in the name of Wilford Brimley's big beautiful man-tits are you waiting for?? ORDER THIS SHIT NOW, SON!!!!

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  I'm going to buy one for EACH OF MY FUCKING FEET. HOW FUCKING HARDCORE CAN THIS SHIT GET?

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  finally something to put my fat ass on yah bitches MY FAT ASS :)

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  I can change a lightbulb using it? Sold.

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  If some stupid motherfucker tries to steal your fucking shit, use the footstool to beat the shit out of him. Fuck the drycleaning bill, that motherfucker's blood will fucking absorbe. Shit. Fucking hardCORE

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  FUCK

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  MY FUCKING DICK JUST BLOW'D THE FUCK UP AND THEN I SAT MY FUCKING ASS ON THAT PUSSYASS-FOOTSTOOL AND GREW 4 NEW DICKS!

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  holy FUCK, shave my legs and call me grandma. its a fucking dream come true !

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  i just bought one of these, came 3 gallons when i put my feet on it. i then used this sexy footstool to clean it up and now i have 5000 footstool children. fuck!