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You don't know SHIT 'bout the potassium in these mother fuckers RIGHT HERE
HOLY FUCKING SMOLDERING GORILLA BALLS, THESE FUCKERS ARE SO YELLOW, EVEN A SCHOOL BUS ADMIRES THESE CHICKEN SHITS.
I must say, ate a bunch of these bad boys and went ape-shit on the toilet.
You don't know SHIT 'bout the potassium in these mother fuckers RIGHT HERE