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Get your shitting motherfucker ass over here camera guy
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More sucking power than a hooker using a vacumm!
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this absorbed my dog. rest in peace, rexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :'(
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This shit is so absorbent it'll suck your load right out of that bitch's pussy. Fuck birth control, you have SHAMWOW
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I wish these weren't fake... Haha
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This shit is so fucking extreme that it will even absorb your fucking dog
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Throw that shit in the tub and it sucks up all the water. Save that fucker till the next time you need a bath and squeeze that bastard out -INSTANT REUSABLE PORTABLE MOTHERFUCKING BATH! In Your Face Green-Conservation Faggots!
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This shit is so fucking awesome, the shamwow guy beat a hooker for it! Thats right, BEAT A MOTHER FUCKING HOOKER FOR THIS SHIT.
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This shit is so good, i used it to clean up the blood from that whore of a hooker i beat the shit out of!
ORDER NOW
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what to do if i ever saw this on TV. . . XD
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It can even absorb the the motherf*cking blood of a hooker!!!
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