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You can fucking save the ass raping princess in 3D
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lol at the sony turned 64° XD
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YOU CAN EVEN FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF DRACULA IN 3-D!
3
FUCKING
D!
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Nintendo 64 kicks the living fucking shit out of Playstation.
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I'D TAKE IT OUT FOR AN EVENING AND DINE THE SHIT OUTTA THAT BITCH
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FUCK BRAWL. FUCK SKYWARD SWORD. FUCK SUPER MARIO GALAXY. THIS ASSFUCKER RIGHT HERE WILL BRING YOU HOURS OF SMASH BROS, OCARINA OF TIME, AND HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST AT A STRIP CLUB, SUPER MARIO 64, BITCHES!
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the first fucking shitty day i got this fucking digital witchcraft box, i plugged that shit into my fucking wall socket, and rammed the other video bullshit into the back of my fucking tv so that i could play motherfucking cruising USA like a fucking goddamn zombie ass bitch.
i played with this fucking wizardry box for hours until my pansy ass motherfucking mom said to stop or i'll get brain damage, so i slapped that hoe to the kitchen to make me the best fucking grilled cheese sandwich. and let me tell you faggots how good that fucking sandwich was... i ate that shit like the fucking nutrient deprived ethiopians craving some cock smacking food with that testicle tingling tangyness of a fucking sandwich with juicy ass tomatoes and dripping hot cheese (giving me 9th degree burns on my chin AND COCK) layed all over that white as a cracker jacks ass toast.
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This Controller Has 3 goddamn handles MotherFucking Octopus be playing Goldeneye.
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I FUCKING LOVE GOLDENEYE!!
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Haha "FUCK YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS. NOT EVEN A SINGLE FRIEND."
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This is priceless!
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YOU WILL FORGET ALL YOU CHILD ABUSE AND ASS FUCKING ONCE YOU GET THIS SHIT IN YOUR ROOM
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YOU'LL LOVE IT SO MUCH YOU'LL TAKE OUT THE FUCKING RUMBLE PAK AND SUPER FUCK THE SHIT OUTTA THAT FUCKING CONTROLLER, AND THEN SHOVE ALL 3 HANDLES UP THAT DIRTY ASSLICKERS FUCKING POOP-CHUTE, SO HARDCORE, MOTHERFUCKER.
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MOTHERFUCKING N64 > EVERYTHING, YOU FUCKING SONY PUSSIES
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i played with this fucking wizardry box for hours until my pansy ass motherfucking mom said to stop or i'll get brain damage, so i slapped that hoe to the kitchen to make me the best fucking grilled cheese sandwich. and let me tell you faggots how good that fucking sandwich was... i ate that shit like the fucking nutrient deprived ethiopians craving some cock smacking food with that testicle tingling tangyness of a fucking sandwich with juicy ass tomatoes and dripping hot cheese (giving me 9th degree burns on my chin AND COCK) layed all over that white as a cracker jacks ass toast.
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