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Make-every-pussy-in-a-4-mile-radius-gush cunt destroyer.
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FUCK. EVEN YOUR FUCKING SHITTY DOG WOULD FAP HIS DOG DICK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME BACKPACK. FUCK YEAH!
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AND GET ONE OF THESE KILL-YOUR-MOTHER-IN-HER-SLEEP-AND-LAUGH MANLY AS FUCK BACKPACKS.
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that's some african iron-man shit, son.
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THIS MOTHERFUCKING SHIT IS A POLY-COTTON BLEND! FUCKING TITCUNT SUCKING BALLS THIS IS MAGICAL MATERIAL! YOU SEEIN' THIS SHIT? YOU CAN THROW THIS IN THE FUCKING W.A.S.H.I.N.G. MACHINE, THEN IN THE TIT FUCKING DRYER, AND THIS SHIT WONT EVEN SHRINK!! THIS DRAGONFUCKING POKEMON BATTLE OF A COMMODITY WILL BREATH FIRE UP YOUR ASS AND MAKE YOU SHOOT EVERY BODILY FLUID FROM EVERY FUCKING PLACE IT COULD SHOOT! HOLY BIBLE RIMMING SHIT FUCK ON TOAST CRUMBLED OVER FUCKING MICE TITS!
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