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BUT WAIT A ZOMBIE JESUS FUCKING MINUTE! It's like using 4 iPod Touches in one! WHO THE HELL THOUGHT OF THESE NINJA RAPING IDEAS ANYWAY?! Fuck yea!
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THIS IS MAKING ME SO HOT I WANNA FUCK SMOKEY THE BEAR WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING DRUG DOG RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!!1!!!!!
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HOLY SHITTY MORMON FUCK, IT'S THE CUNTING SON OF AN AMAZON KINDLE AND A GODDAMN HD TV
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Is the free vagina disease free? If not I'll just take an iPod Nano...
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THIS SHIT IS SO POWERFUL IT CAN DOUBL-ANAL YOUR FAT ASS WHILE PLAYING A GODDAMN YOUTUBE VIDEO-... LOL NO, WAIT, IT CAN'T MULTITASK LIKE THIS
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Boom, Fuck.
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